General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: If you did, I wouldn't be asking. Peter Newkirk: Don't keep calm - everybody panic! I was the top man in my unit. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [talking about the show for Klink] All right, now, the main thing is to keep them entertained till the job is done. Hans Georg Schultz: [savoring the irony] All this beauty! Col. Wilhelm Klink: That's another good one. You are ignorant! Wilhelm Klink: [on holiday at the ski lodge] Well, I'm here to forget all about the war for awhile. Cpl. You are succeeding in doing, by yourself, what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do: Bring the Third Reich to its knees. One of these wires disconnects the fuse, the other one fires the bomb. [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Thank you, General Burkhalter. Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. The man can't dance. Please take your truck and its cargo some other place. I talk about you all the time, when you are not around. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, you meant the lady in the red dress, and she has been eating steadily for an hour and a half. I'm color-blind, you know. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, Herr General, don't I always do a good job for you? Hans Georg Schultz: Oh, I'm sorry, Freddy. It's some kind of instructions fro Nimrod. WebHogan's Heroes Memorable Quotes Quotes from Hogan's Heroes Schultz:"Col. Hogan, if you ever escape." Hogan:"Yeah?" WebHogan's Heroes Quotes. You would ask a Frenchman to cook a piece of cardboard with tomato sauce? Filled with fear, frightened to express any kind of opinion. Mental fitness - that's another. Peter Newkirk: Yeah, don't use words you're not sure of. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan. Col. Robert E. Hogan: There's a rule or something? Hans Georg Schultz: [after failure to keep a straight face] I wasn't talking about you, Herr Commandant. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [trying to find the three scientist] I'll send to headquarters in Hammelburg. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I have every confidence in your ability along those lines. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Schultz. One set of books. Andrew Carter: And a 'Good morning' to you, too, Schultz. Andrew Carter: Sure. ", "Who can play Nazis better than us Jews? Peter Newkirk: [as Humphrey Bogart] Do you speak German? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Just because we're enemies is no reason we can't be friends. For the next two weeks it's death takes a holiday. Hogan: I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might tell the truth. WebCol. WebQuotes from Hogan's Heroes There are a lot of great Hogan's Heroes pages out there. Cpl. I will throw them in the cooler for life. This news has me so excited. Col. Wilhelm Klink: If you knew which wire it was, why did you ask me? Nothing! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink, a German officer has been insulted. Come on, tell us about it. Peter Newkirk: In that case, sir, why don't you tell us what you've thought of? Now, you will paint it again, and again, if necessary, until those insulting statements are gone. WebHogan's Heroes (TV Series 19651971) John Banner as Sgt. So that's a command for attention, huh? A child could do that. Klink: I am well aware, Colonel Hogan, there is nothing you and your men would not do to try to undermine my position, even to have me replaced. Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: Don't they drink tea in France? Col. Wilhelm Klink: The fat prosecutor, whoever that is. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I think I have an idea on how to explain the noise. Tremendous psychological factor there, chaps. But you were here. What a beautiful word. Close the gates! Col. Wilhelm Klink: The Ping-Pong tournament is canceled. (in regards to Col. Hogan and his men hiding the Tiger tank). Hans Georg Schultz: Easy. If there's one thing I'm not, it's a talker General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I must admit if there is anything more outstanding than your humility, it's your golden silence. Sgt. Don't tell me, but wherever it was, put her back! Col. Wilhelm Klink: What about her looks? No, wait a minute. Starring Bob Crane as Colonel Robert Hogan, the show was set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp for Western Allied prisoners during World War II. Call the general, sir. Wild horses and torture could not drag one syllable out of me. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: During the days, the temperature is 140 degrees, and at night, it is below freezing. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You must know some nice kids. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: How do you explain this, Klink? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Have all security precautions been strictly observed? The Allies won't bomb a prisoner of war camp. Sgt. Hogan: Carter, what are the boys in the metal shop working on? Col. Klink: Tell me, Schultz, which colonel is running this camp, Hogan or me? And I am operating UNDER DIRECT AUTHORITY OF THE GERMAN GENERAL STAFF. Col. Wilhelm Klink: They say we are holding a girl. You've made me homesick for Cleveland. I was not here. Andrew Carter: I yell and scream at him, call him a few twelve-letter names, and if he still gives me an argument, I think of something else. WebA great memorable quote from the Hogan's Heroes movie on Quotes.net - Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter Have you read his book on the chain of command? Sergeant Walters: You're thinking of going there? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And if you ever tell anyone, I will have you kept in this cooler for a year. These lines are drawn from the points where the sabotage has taken place. Opposite for the fourth number. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: EVERYBODY THOUGHT HE WAS STUPID! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Mm-hmm, we think it'll, uh it'll go a lot easier for you, sir - you should be prepared. Col. Robert E. Hogan: 'Sugar candy' is code for something special. Hans Georg Schultz: Roll Call! [2.12], Praise The Fhrer And Pass The Ammunition [2.19], The Most Escape-Proof Camp I've Ever Escaped From [2.26], Funny Thing Happened On The Way To London [3.05], How To Win Friends and Influence Nazis [3.07], How to Escape From Prison Camp Without Really Trying [3.26], Clearance Sale at the Black Market [4.01], Hogan's Trucking Service We Deliver the Factory to You [4.04], Will the Real Colonel Klink Please Stand Up Against the Wall? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: This is the message? In the second place this isn't a social visit, its official. Schultz : They aren't giving you a blindfold. Klink: I will have him brought here and we will start strenuous interrogation at once. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Hans Georg Schultz: I said, Yes. It's even bigger than a breadbox! Col. Robert E. Hogan: If you stood any closer to them, your Iron Cross would get rusty. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What's there to behold? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, stop agreeing with me. Everybody out, out, out, out, out, out, out! Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, he said a terrible thing to you! Col. Robert E. Hogan: So do many of the young guards, I think it's how they're taught. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, it's obvious, major. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yes, that does it. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You are the prosecutor? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The execution takes place tomorrow as scheduled. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I distinctly saw Colonel Hogan watching the planes when they flew over the camp. You didn't know behind that stern soldier, there is a a world traveler, a dreamer a lover! LeBeau:: Pizza?! Helpful 16 Schultz: [ Klink is in James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. Am I not clever? I've taken all the necessary precautions. Not sufficient entertainment, perhaps. We had guys escape to Pittsburgh? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [telling Klink what a good catch Burkhalter's sister is to marry] Gertrude is just the kind of woman you need. The war is back on! Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, do not try to explain this incident to him. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. Cpl. You run such a perfect camp, Klink, you have no need for a cooler. Schultz and Hilda look at each other, and shrug]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Never drink on an empty stomach Schultz. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It doesn't matter, Kinch. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You think I listen to what you say? Peter Newkirk: All the way around? Roll Call! It's of great military importance. What is this man doing here? Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: Could I think about that, Herr Commandant? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Fat? Col. Robert E. Hogan: He won't talk to save his life or will he? Louis LeBeau: I will personally hold them spellbound with my repertoire of songs, dances and snappy patters. Colonel Klink: [trying to demoralize Hogan after air-raid] No damage was done and your bombers suffered severe losses at the hands of our illustrious Luftwaffe. WebSchultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. Louis LeBeau: How do we get it in here? Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Oh? Which wire, Colonel Klink? Showing all 68 items Jump to: Photos (64) Quotes (4) Photos . Col. Wilhelm Klink: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pleasure, No. You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? Col. Wilhelm Klink: The highest authority? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: It just doesn't seem possible. General von Behler: Stalag 13? Klink: [as the Schultz and the other guards search] Hogan! Who's worried about firing? It wasn't for me. "Gring is a fat rat fink." Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Coming from the Gestapo, that sounds very funny. Now come on General think of how long you've know Colonel Klink. Sgt. "However, the weather turned cold and my knee stiffened up, as it has since August the fourth 1917, when you panicked and almost killed the two of us in that training crash. [Klink enters the room]. https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_103035, https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_quotes_103035. : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: So you are all under arrest. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Enough! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, do you realize what General Burkhalter would say if he saw a chimpanzee working in the garden? I must remember to mention it to my dear Uncle Karl when I write him. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir, I'm ignorant. Cpl. Andrew Carter: Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns. General Stauffen: Don't worry. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I consider it the perfect oversight. Cpl. Klink: I worry? Col. Wilhelm Klink: You fool! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, you'd never make sergeant in OUR Air Force. That's fifty miles away through the heart of Germany. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Col. Wilhelm Klink: I did not mean you sir , you're not clever. Huh! Who's "we"? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, no. This whole thing doesn't makes sense. [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo]. You heard the phone ring. Colonel Klink: The only orders that I am interested in are my own orders. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Well, it's in code. Andrew Carter: [mockingly] Lot of work to do. Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant. On the other, "I was in Switzerland during the war". If we're wrong, what are they gonna do, lock us up? ", Werner Klemperer [John Banner aka "Sergeant Schultz" query". Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Now, Klink, I'm going to try and be calm about this. Bob Crane starred as Colonel Robert E. Hogan, coordinating an international crew of Allied prisoners running a Special Operations group from the camp. Col. Robert E. Hogan: What can I say? You gotta expect a few little explosions. I never thought Id play Glastonbury and here I am, he says. We've got him. Andrew Carter: How true- that's true! Col. Wilhelm Klink: [muttering] Oh yes, heil Hitler. Goering is a fat rat fink. Hogan: Oh, yeah. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Because you could fly or because you were bald? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ahhh. Cpl. Cpl. It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. Louis LeBeau: That's why it's taking them so long to lose the war! WebTanks for the Memory - S2 - E9. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Someone around here has to be. Sgt. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Hogan? But it IS time for Roll Call. Factual error: In the very end, Klink comes up to the boys. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, I am. Back to Stalag 13. For me? It's my niece, Frieda, and she's marrying Count Von Hertzel. Col. Wilhelm Klink: General Burkhalter, What an unexpected pleasure to see you again sir. Maybe they'll send you to a good post. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will be shot. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape? [Hochstetter wakes Klink up in the middle of the night]. Burkhalter: Now let me see what we can do with Colonel Hogan. *You* be the judge what's *important*! This is a prisoner of war camp. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? Carter: Reversible tie pins. I won't say a word. Ritter: The general was kind enough to let me tag along on the inspection tour. Andrew Carter: Well, I'm still willing to try, Colonel. WebHappy to read and share the best inspirational Sergeant Schultz Hogan's Heroes quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, General Burkhalter, what a pleasant surprise. "Himmler is a rat fink." Imagine the morale boost to those young flying chaps, setting down in dear old England between a carpet of crimson geraniums. We had pistachio, but one of the guards shot it with a machine gun. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You may come and go as you please, Kommandant. He's made you an honorary Chief of the Sioux tribe. Starring Bob Crane as Colonel Robert Hogan, the show was set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp for Western Allied prisoners during World War II. Are you mad?! On one side it says "Heil Hitler". Col. Robert E. Hogan: And then Wagner's brother shoots Colonel Klink. Now, PAINT IT! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hochstetter's not such a bad guy, sir. Sgt. My mind is like a camera. Peter Newkirk: Yes, good thing the mail arrived. Still, you're a likable clod. *Now* I'm delivering *newspapers*! Major Martin: [in disbelief] You're an American. Louis LeBeau: Yes he does! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter, you overpower him quickly and quietly. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. I was playing pinochle with Captain Broomschmeel. I must report this, it would be worth my life if I do not report this. Are you expecting any warm clothing? 2. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That is where he was truly brilliant. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Oh, no, no. Cpl. Sgt. Hopefully, you will go. You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage. I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. Didn't I tell you I could break this code. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [discussing the Crittendon Plan] All I can say, Crittendon, is it better be good. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Surprise, yes. Helga: Are you volunteering for active duty Herr Kommandant? Schultz: You call this empty. Hans Georg Schultz: Let me see. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Carry on, but quietly, I have lots of work to do. Col. Wilhelm Klink: An escape from Stalag 13? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Herr General. posted by raster at 12:46 PM on November 15, 2005 like terapin, i also think it was Colonel Klink in "Hogan's Heroes" where Klink's "very interesting" might have come from never occured to me to question, maybe someone else knows posted by subatomiczoo at 1:01 PM on November 15, 2005 Charlie Chan? What do I do? https://www.quotes.net/show/hogan's_heroes,_season_1_712, Read the entire Hogan's Heroes show script, https://www.quotes.net/show/hogan's_heroes,_season_1_quotes_712. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Look, I know that arrow was pointed in the right direction! If we're wrong, what are they going to do? I did not even get up this morning! You'd make somebody a good wife. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Personally? Hogan: Lucky for you, we're going to get you out of this country. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That is me. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Then why do you want me to marry her? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm glad, there was no time to consult you in advance. Throw away the key. I KNOW NOTHING! Peter Newkirk: Monkey, Schultz? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: First suppose you tell me what you were doing there. Sgt. Hogan: [about famous artists] It wasn't until after they were *dead* that they were famous. [Hogan's men react angrily when he volunteers to help rebuild the Adolf Hitler Bridge in exchange for Klink's promise to reopen the recreation hall]. Sgt. [Hogan has ordered Newkirk to fake a toothache]. Cpl. "WWerner Klemperer, Klink in 'Hogan's Heroes,' Dies at 80". The New York Times. Retrieved 13 October 2018. ^ Witbeck, Charles (April 16, 1967). "Ex-Villain John Banner Turns 'Good Guy' ". Fresno Bee. p. 15-TV via Newspapers.com. ^ "John Banner, the Sgt. Schultz Of 'Hogan's Heroes,' Dies at 63". The New York Times. February 2, 1973. Louis LeBeau: You're wasting your time, Major Hochstetter. Like coming home to mother's cottage. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: But, uh where is there to go in a prison camp? Please. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [after being made a joke] Klink, you are the Kommandant here. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, you could have asked Lily to dance with him at least once. You're not gonna get anything out of me. Who am I? Lucky for you, I was *loaded*. I never could hang on to money. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? How about "Lili Marlene"! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not long enough, Klink. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wasn't sure which was the right one, but I was certain you'd pick the wrong one. LeBeau glares at him] At 9:55, I go into the station master, and I tell him I have this package that has to go out on the Berlin Express. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, I'll arrange that. We got our rights; we're as good as they are. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, thank you, Hogan. I shall do it right away. What if we find out what is is and if its important enough, we get London to bomb the camp? Col. Robert E. Hogan: yeah, yeah ,yeah, yeah. That's a good one. That's why I was known to my classmates as 'The Eagle'. Col. Robert E. Hogan: For the liberation. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, you should have been there. Do you allow this sort of thing? You may be able to solve it anyway. Louis LeBeau: Under the Geneva Convention, I don't have to teach you to dance. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did you hear that, Schultz? Sgt. Everything's so drab. Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's a terrible thing to do. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you sure you have the right man, Doctor? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Are you aware that, last Monday night, an American plane dropped a bomb on Gestapo headquarters? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, I heard the phone ring, I heard you say Mairzy Doats, and I watched you eat a wad of paper. Sardines? WebTrivia Corrections Episodes More Bombsight - S5 - E7 Factual error: About 10 minutes into the show, Newkirk is using binoculars to watch Klink put the combination into his safe. Marya: Poor Putzie. In a few minutes Nimrod will be my prisoner. [everyone except Hogan continues to shout and sing]. Which one would you cut, Shultz? I always thought it meant 'Good morning' or 'Greetings, Mate.' Col. Robert E. Hogan: Please - not while I'm plotting. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, leave that to me, General Burkhalter. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your career is a delicate matter. I didn't mean to hang up on you before but you really do have the wrong number. Schultz, Sgt. We lost a man to give you what you asked for. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But, But this is classified, General. The Adolf Hitler Bridge is still in business. Andrew Carter: Three firecrackers and a can of lighter fluid. Colonel Klink: Why do you keep looking at the time, Hogan? Cpl. I will crack this in not time at all. But we can still get him. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Thirty days is an cruel and human unjustified punishment, to be inflicted only by a sadist. Hogan: Come on, Colonel. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor. Look, if the Germans can have an American prisoner, why can't the Americans have a German prisoner. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're the same bunch of guys that put him in business. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I broke up a beautiful friendship. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY HERE. Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Carter: Cheer up Schultz. Sgt. WebContext. WebSchultz: Oh I see nothing. Kindly be just as clever and get these plans out of this one. Super Grover General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I have never had any trouble resisting you. Hogan: You know that picture of George Washington crossing the Delaware? Schultz: I have good news and bad news. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, oh, Herr General, you're much thinner than I thought you'd be. Technical Specs, Famous People Who Were Murdered or Assassinated. Klink: Let me remind you, Colonel Hogan, that the Italians are on our side. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Oh, I don't know. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Exactly what I was going to say, sir. Klink: What is it, Schultz? Demolished the building, wiped out the garrison, killed Kommandant Hedrick, knocked the Fuhrer's picture off the wall and everything. [Newkirk and Carter are found near the camp fence]. Hogan, one of Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You give a birthday party for a prisoner? It was a message. Col. Wilhelm Klink : Then what's the bad news? Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Peter Newkirk: [looking at the burnt money in his hand] It's the story of my life. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wouldn't do that, sir. Peter Newkirk: [as Humphrey Bogart] Then droppen sie dead. General Hofstader: Where is my tank, Klink? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What do they want, Klink? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have no prisoners in there. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, some of the gang back at the stalag. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? Schultz: (After Hogan revealing Newkirk in a Gestapo uniform)What a relief, if the GestapoColonel Hoganwhat is he doing in a uniform! We haven't had a friendly chat for some time. I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. Oh, you don't have to worry about me, sir. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I assume you have set up a strong guard for the plane? Sgt. You remember - we told Klink LeBeau was part Chinese and we had to have firecrackers to celebrate Chinese New Years. You're lazy, you're fat, you sleep on duty. Baroness Lili von Schlichter: Colonel, I will be safe here? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Have you got everything straight? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. Colonel Hauptmann is a very lucky man. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It is about his defense counsel. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Now, is there anything I can get you, General, before you go to sleep - perhaps a glass of warm milk? [takes Hogan's hand, both leave Klink's office]. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink. You are undermining my confidence. You plant a bomb and a bridge blows up. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, but Klink is such a stupid one. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Captain Ritter has been ordered to acquaint himself with Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war facilities. Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call? [to Klink and Schultz] I told you. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That phone call. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this bungler doing here? I'm sorry you missed it, major, it was a great party. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? I mean, how do you roll a *head*? WebCarter: Cheer up Schultz. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter Louis LeBeau: All you're gonna get is my name, rank and serial number. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [indignantly] That's to keep the tooth warm! I danced every dance with her, while Major Hochstetter was sitting there with sauerbraten on his face. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: The fat prosecutor. Peter Newkirk: I'm going to need a few things, you know. Andrew Carter: Schultz says I might get shot. [General Hofstader gets out of his staff car and marches over to Klink. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [the men are planting flowers] I was not aware that you were such a nature lover. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [reads note] My dear Colonel, clever the way you got Wagner out of that prison camp. Hogan: You see, sir, today is one of our national holidays - repeal of prohibition. General Hofstader: No. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink!, I am a Staff Officer. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: What would you rather have fall upon you, responsibility, or snowflakes? Col. Robert E. Hogan: And brings it here into the barracks. Hogan's Heroes stopped airing in 1971. Sgt. [He gives Schultz a feather headdress], Sgt. Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! Colonel Hogan please, oohhh you went to far. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's only until tomorrow, then he's gonna take it off again. The idea of Klink being a British agent is ridiculous. Was it really Colonel Crittenden who was responsible for yesterday? General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: In the first place my wife is neither delightful or charming. You can depend on me, Major. If he asks questions, do not act as if you know anything. Officer: But Herr General, I've not even greeted you yet! What's the bad news?! Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Sgt. Sgt. Mouth stuffed with cotton wool! How to Cook A German Goose With Radar [1.24], The Rise And Fall Of Sergeant Schultz [2.06], Will The Real Adolf Please Stand Up? Even if we lose! Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's the problem. Peter Newkirk: What you mean by that, Colonel? Having to relay orders of a man like that. Honestly, I could cry. Alright, alright. [repeated line] Schultz : I see NOTHING! Col. Wilhelm Klink: [annoyed] Colonel Hogan, I'm very busy this morning - dispatches from Berlin. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You can kiss the bride. Please! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Of course not. We don't want our audience walking out on us. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [catching Schultz asleep] On your feet Schultz! Axis History Forum. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The men responsible for this will be confined to barracks for two weeks. Louis LeBeau: We don't drink anything we don't stomp on. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Warm milk? Now, let's get it right! Colonel Klink: Those prisoners will be released over my dead body! Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Hochstetter is placing TNT in Klink's cells/cooler] But you're using the cooler to store it. Colonel Klink: [about how he got Hogan out of the cooler] I used all my intelligence and craftiness. Failure punishment execution by firing squad. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. 41 more Col. Robert E. Hogan: And I suppose, uh, she put her arms around you? Cpl. A complaint. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Now, Klink, last night, not too far from here, a convoy was blown up, almost totally destroyed.